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| Lord Teviolus |
Has anyone good recipies for cooking rats ?
Rat-soup , rat-burger,rat-steak etc. ?
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| Jade |
Trolls eat rats? Ewh.
"Lord Teviolus" <darmzunge@yahoo.de> wrote in message
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> Has anyone good recipies for cooking rats ?
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> Rat-soup , rat-burger,rat-steak etc. ?
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| Leopoldine |
"Lord Teviolus" <darmzunge@yahoo.de> a écrit dans le message news:
> Has anyone good recipies for cooking rats ?
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> Rat-soup , rat-burger,rat-steak etc. ?
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> Rateater
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Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
The Church Police
Wife (Terry Jones):
Liberal rubbish! What do you want with your jugged fish, Klaus?
Husband (Eric Idle):
Pardon, my wide-thighed plum?
Wife:
What do you want with your jugged fish, you cloth-eared git?
Husband:
Halibut!
Wife:
The jugged fish is halibut!
Husband:
All right. Well, what fish do you have that is not jugged?
Wife:
Uuh, rabbit.
Husband:
What, rabbit fish?
Wife:
Well, it's all covered in fur.
Husband:
Well, is it dead?
Wife:
Well, it was coughing up blood last night.
Husband:
All right, I'll have the dead, unjugged rabbit fish.
Female Voice (Carol Cleveland):
One dead, unjugged rabbit fish later.
Caption:
ONE DEAD UNJUGGED
RABBIT FISH LATER
Husband:
Appalling!
Wife:
Oh, you're always complaining.
Husband:
What's for afters?
Wife:
Well, there's, uh, rat pie, rat pudding, rat sorbet or, uh, strawberry tart.
Husband:
Strawberry tart?
Wife:
Well, it's got some rat in it.
Husband:
How much?
Wife:
Six. Rather a lot really.
Husband:
I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.
Female Voice:
One slice of strawberry tart without so much rat in it later.
Caption:
ONE SLICE OF STRAWBERRY TART
WITHOUT SO MUCH RAT IN IT LATER
Husband:
Appalling!
Wife:
"Moan, moan, moan!"
Son (Graham Chapman):
Hello, mum! Hello, dad!
Husband:
Hello, son!
Son:
There's a dead bishop on the landing!
Wife:
Where...where's he from?
Son:
What do you mean?
Wife:
What's his diocese?
Son:
Well, he looked a bit Canterburyish to me.
Husband:
I'll go and have a look.
Wife:
I dunno who keeps bringing them here.
Son:
Well, it's not me.
Wife:
I put three out by the trashcans last week and the garbagemen won't touch
'em.
Husband:
It's the bishop of Leicester!
Wife:
How do you know?
Husband:
Tattooed on the back of his neck! I think I'd better call the police!
Wife:
Shouldn't you call the church?
Son:
Call the Church Police!
Husband:
That's a good idea! The...Church...Police!
Detective-Parson (Micael Palin):
'Allo, 'allo, 'allo! What's all this then? Amen!
Wife:
Are you the Church Police?
Church Police:
Oh, yes!
Wife:
There's another dead bishop on the landing, Vicar-Sergeant!
Detective-Parson:
Detective-Parson, madam! What is he? R.C. or C. of E.?
Wife:
How should I know?
Detective-Parson:
Tattooed on the back of their neck! Here, is that rat tart?
Wife:
Oh, uh, yes.
Detective-Parson:
Disgusting! Right, men! The hunt is on. Let us kneel in prayer. Oh, Lord...
Church Police:
Oh, Lord, we beseech thee, tell us who croaked the Bishop of Leicester.
[A clap of thunder. Then a giant Gilliam-style hand appears from the sky,
accompanied by angelic chanting, and points to the husband.]
God:
The one in the braces, he done it.
[More angelic chanting as the hand returns whence it came.]
Husband:
It's a fair cop, but society is to blame.
Detective-Parson:
Right, we'll arrest them instead!
Church Policeman (John Cleese):
Come on, you! Are you in society? Are you in society?
Wife:
[Singing] All things bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small.
Detective-Parson:
Right, we'd like to conclude this arrest with a hymn.
Church Police:
[Singing, with others accompanying]
All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small.
All things wise and wonderful...
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| J W |
darmzunge@yahoo.de (Lord Teviolus) wrote in
news:392ef116.0308132134.79e68ef7@posting.google.com:
> Has anyone good recipies for cooking rats ?
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> Rat-soup , rat-burger,rat-steak etc. ?
I'm more partial to cat.
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J W
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| J W |
"Kate" <ollieogg@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:eX1%a.117121$JA5.2644621@news.xtra.co.nz:
> Sadly we get some unwanted messages from lowlifes who think they are
> sooo funny by posting their crap here....
Yup. I prefer the sarcastic approach in dealing with trolls--maybe get a
laugh at their expense, but never let something a troll posts get to me.
That's what they're after, after all ;)
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J W
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| Kate |
LMAO... Brilliant...
"Tracey" <talton@members.v21.co.uk> wrote in message
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> "Lord Teviolus" <darmzunge@yahoo.de> wrote in message
> news:392ef116.0308132134.79e68ef7@posting.google.com...
> > Has anyone good recipies for cooking rats ?
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> > Rat-soup , rat-burger,rat-steak etc. ?
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> > Rateater
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> Got an excellent recipe for humanatouille - Take one troll's brain (look
> very carefully, may be hard to find), simmer gently....
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> Tracey
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| Kate |
How True..:)
"J W" <ask@ifyouwant.it.invalid> wrote in message
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> "Kate" <ollieogg@hotmail.com> wrote in
> news:eX1%a.117121$JA5.2644621@news.xtra.co.nz:
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> > Sadly we get some unwanted messages from lowlifes who think they are
> > sooo funny by posting their crap here....
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> Yup. I prefer the sarcastic approach in dealing with trolls--maybe get a
> laugh at their expense, but never let something a troll posts get to me.
> That's what they're after, after all ;)
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> J W
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> *sig has expired. Go to alt.hacker and ask for a crack for it.*
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