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jwallace
Just got this from my son, he's away at college.



Q - Know why you should never kiss a bird?





A - Because you can get cherpes and it's untweetable.


Starlight
On Wed, 24 Sep 2003 23:03:58 -0400, "jwallace"
<jwallace71@comcast.net> wrote:

>Just got this from my son, he's away at college.
>
>
>
>Q - Know why you should never kiss a bird?
>
>A - Because you can get cherpes and it's untweetable.
>

Corny, but VERY cute! :)
Becky
DW
On Thu, 25 Sep 2003 13:45:59 GMT, Starlight <homehealth_rnDELETE@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>On Wed, 24 Sep 2003 23:03:58 -0400, "jwallace"
><jwallace71@comcast.net> wrote:
>
>>Just got this from my son, he's away at college.
>>
>>
>>
>>Q - Know why you should never kiss a bird?
>>
>>A - Because you can get cherpes and it's untweetable.
>>

>Corny, but VERY cute! :)


And VERY old....wayyy back before AIDS raised it's ugly head and VD could
be joked about in mixed company. Originally went something like this:

.....Cherpes, a canarial disease that can't be tweeted.

- DW


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