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| Karl-Hugo Weesberg |
Because of various diseases, cows, pigs and chicken will become inedible.
So we have to eat ferrets in the future!
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| Jason |
* Karl-Hugo Weesberg <netspider4@lycos.com>:
> Because of various diseases, cows, pigs and chicken will become inedible.
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> So we have to eat ferrets in the future!
Wow that has to be the lamest attempt at trolling I've seen in a long
time.
Jason
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| Gar & Dar |
"Karl-Hugo Weesberg" <netspider4@lycos.com> wrote in message
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> Because of various diseases, cows, pigs and chicken will become inedible.
>
> So we have to eat ferrets in the future!
So tell me troll, if all other meat sources are not edible,
then what would you feed to your MEAT eating ferret?
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| Perry Mason |
His MEAT maybe enough for one small meal
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Perry Mason
May The Ferrets Be With You!
Proudly A Fontoholic!
"Gar & Dar" <glemke@ferretsprint.ca> wrote in message
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> "Karl-Hugo Weesberg" <netspider4@lycos.com> wrote in message
> news:7666ed5f.0410250053.4741f448@posting.google.com...
>> Because of various diseases, cows, pigs and chicken will become inedible.
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>> So we have to eat ferrets in the future!
>
> So tell me troll, if all other meat sources are not edible,
> then what would you feed to your MEAT eating ferret?
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| Zachary Paul Stewart |
netspider4@lycos.com (Karl-Hugo Weesberg) wrote in
news:7666ed5f.0410250053.4741f448@posting.google.com:
> Because of various diseases, cows, pigs and chicken will become
> inedible.
>
> So we have to eat ferrets in the future!
>
Not much eating on a ferret. Doesn't seem worth the trouble.
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| LinTK |
"Jason" <Jason@spammers.suck.com> wrote in message
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> * Karl-Hugo Weesberg <netspider4@lycos.com>:
> > Because of various diseases, cows, pigs and chicken will become
inedible.
> >
> > So we have to eat ferrets in the future!
>
> Wow that has to be the lamest attempt at trolling I've seen in a long
> time.
I think perhaps he was home sick from the 4th grade today.
Lin, Ariel, Oberon, Max, & Puck
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| zanes |
netspider4@lycos.com (Karl-Hugo Weesberg) wrote in message news:<7666ed5f.0410250053.4741f448@posting.google.com>...
> Because of various diseases, cows, pigs and chicken will become inedible.
>
> So we have to eat ferrets in the future!
Dear Troll,
Thank you for your troll. Your troll has been evaluated by
our panel of experts. Here are the results of our tests.
We found that your troll was...
[ ] Incomprehensible
[ ] Offensive
[X] Just plain stupid
[ ] Without merit
[ ] Grammatically incorrect
[ ] Laced with spelling and punctuation errors
[ ] Laden with circular reasoning
[ ] Laced with misunderstandings of basic scientific principles
[X] Somewhat too revealing of your minimal mental abilities
[X] Too similar to other trolls submitted in the past
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[ ] Taking remedial English lessons
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[ ] Stating more falsehoods as facts than you already have
[ ] Swearing more
[X] Including more colorful personal insults
[X] Using the phrases "you people" or "those people" more
[ ] Modifying your insults to cover larger groups of people at once
[ ] Ranting incoherently
[ ] Using religious or racial slurs
[ ] Using the words "junk", "crap", "garbage", "toy", "flimsy" and
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[ ] Including fake laughter such as "ha ha ha" or "har de har de har"
[ ] Focusing on just one outrageous topic will give your troll more punch
[ ] Ignoring any facts, and using more absolutes in your troll
[ ] Using all capital letters
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view
[ ] Exaggerate more, you need not be limited by facts
[ ] Not posting it in the first place.
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[ ] grip
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[ ] note from your mom
[ ] telescope
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OMAGOD,this is good........roflol. I *finally* got a grin because of a
stupid troll! :-))
Very imaginative!! I'd love to steal it for future use when trolls hit.....
LOL
jumpignmouse, kylie & gilbert
"zanes" <edwarda@wycliffe.co.uk> wrote in message
news:f30881eb.0410260049.5c6ba390@posting.google.com...
> netspider4@lycos.com (Karl-Hugo Weesberg) wrote in message
> news:<7666ed5f.0410250053.4741f448@posting.google.com>...
>> Because of various diseases, cows, pigs and chicken will become inedible.
>>
>> So we have to eat ferrets in the future!
>
> Dear Troll,
>
> Thank you for your troll. Your troll has been evaluated by
> our panel of experts. Here are the results of our tests.
>
> We found that your troll was...
> [ ] Incomprehensible
> [ ] Offensive
> [X] Just plain stupid
> [ ] Without merit
> [ ] Grammatically incorrect
> [ ] Laced with spelling and punctuation errors
> [ ] Laden with circular reasoning
> [ ] Laced with misunderstandings of basic scientific principles
> [X] Somewhat too revealing of your minimal mental abilities
> [X] Too similar to other trolls submitted in the past
>
> You could improve your troll considerably by...
> [X] Including a few actual facts
> [ ] Taking remedial English lessons
> [X] Mentioning that you are a professional
> [ ] Stating more falsehoods as facts than you already have
> [ ] Swearing more
> [X] Including more colorful personal insults
> [X] Using the phrases "you people" or "those people" more
> [ ] Modifying your insults to cover larger groups of people at once
> [ ] Ranting incoherently
> [ ] Using religious or racial slurs
> [ ] Using the words "junk", "crap", "garbage", "toy", "flimsy" and
> "Professional" more frequently
> [X] Using childish taunts
> [ ] Including fake laughter such as "ha ha ha" or "har de har de har"
> [ ] Focusing on just one outrageous topic will give your troll more punch
> [ ] Ignoring any facts, and using more absolutes in your troll
> [ ] Using all capital letters
> [ ] Focusing more on those areas in which "your" view is better than
> "their"
> view
> [ ] Exaggerate more, you need not be limited by facts
> [ ] Not posting it in the first place.
>
> Please get a...
> [ ] life
> [ ] grip
> [ ] job
> [X] clue
> [ ] book on basic history/astronomy
> [ ] note from your mom
> [ ] telescope
>
> You should...
> [ ] Have someone who can read review your postings
> [ ] Save your postings for later and think if you really want to send them
> [ ] Take your medication
> [X] Not have "one for the road" next time
> [ ] Stay in school
> [ ] Go and buy whatever eyepiece you want, we don't care
> [ ] Think about other people's feelings before you post
> [X] Get your ego boost some other way
> [ ] Realize that by trolling a group you hurt everyone, not just the
> people
> you are mad at
> [ ] Go away so we can talk about astronomy
> [ ] Put up a web site with your name on it to show the world
> [ ] Take down your web site, it's not very good
>
>
> Suggested other activities besides trolling...
> [ ] Posting something constructive
> [ ] Actually having a look through a telescope
> [ ] Helping someone else
> [ ] Spending some time with your family instead of your magazines
> [ ] Working off that big pot belly
> [ ] Get your ego boost instead by helping out at a local hospital
> [X] Consider another hobby that does not require contact with other humans
> e.g. mortuary science
>
> Thank you for your submission.
>
> You have...
> [ ] passed
> [ ] passed with honors
> [ ] failed, must try harder
> [X] failed utterly, without hope of redemption
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| zanes |
<jumpingmouse02@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:<NkDfd.3528$kM.3413@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net>...
> OMAGOD,this is good........roflol. I *finally* got a grin because of a
> stupid troll! :-))
>
> Very imaginative!! I'd love to steal it for future use when trolls hit.....
> LOL
>
> jumpignmouse, kylie & gilbert
> <SNIP>
Don't worry, I'll be around when they hit
Zanes (zan 'dot' e-s 'at' talk21 'dot' com)
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