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| michael |
Jason Drake wrote:
>
> Hey everyone.. anyone who can help, go for it.
>
> I have a 15 month old lhasa that is pretty much house trained until he
> gets into our bedroom. anytime he gets on our bed, he pisses on it! he
> even sneaks into the room sometimes when the door is cracked and does
> it! what gives? any help? my wife is sick of washing the new
> bedspread!
>
> also,
>
> we just got him groomed and his attitude did a 180. he is totally
> aggressive now for some reason. i can hardly kick him off the couch
> without a loud growl??
>
> help!
Hello Jason,
Most of our experts don't know anything about dog training,
but if you need heelp on the following topics, they'll be
MOORE than available to cater to your every need.
Hello Fans,
this is an Occasional Post, on Quilting, Larding, String
Bass Instruments and ASAFETIDA
Many of our regulars and "experts" don't know anything about
dogs whatsoever, and have less than zero dog training skill
and/or ability, but that doesn't mean they can't
contribute and be happy and productive members of our
helpful group. Here, in a special presentation is our king
and queen of killfiling, yes our very own newsgroup nanny
Lia on "quilting" and our very own lardass netcop gun
enthusiast Mark Shaw on "Larding" a subject near and dear
to his stomach. Also, we have our very own practicing Uber
hypocrite, non practicing Jew, practicing lesbian, double
NON practicing "environmentalist" Malinda Shore talking
about fitting string bass instruments into Buicks vs Novas,
something simple, which is MOORE up her alley, since it
doesn't involve dogs or any animals whatsoever.
Date: 12 Oct 2002 12:14:36 -0400
From: shore@panix.com (Melinda Shore)
Organization: PANIX -- Public Access Networks Corp.
Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
In article <tligqusm78nn4mkem91q0caed1tsmembtg@4ax.com>,
shelly <scouvrette@bluemarble.net> wrote:
>B) the guy i got my Festiva from is 6'6". i don't know where he put his
>legs, but he swore that there was plenty of room for them.
I think it's hard to predict just how roomy any given car
will be. When I was in high-school it was well-known among
music nerds that a string bass could fit into a Chevy Nova
but not into a Buick.
--
Melinda Shore - Software longa, hardware brevis -
shore@panix.com
If you send me harassing email, I'll probably post it
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LIA on ASAFETIDA
Subject: Re: OT: When they've .. remove Spam to reply
Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 22:13:01 GMT
From: Julia Altshuler <jaltshuler@attbi.com>
Organization: AT&T Broadband
Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
References: 1 , 2 , 3
I understood that asafetida was a substitute for onions and
garlic in Indian food for those who have a religious
proscription against eating pulses. I'm sure I wouldn't
recognize asafetida in a grocery store if it had a label.
I'm going on information in a cookbook.
--Lia
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Julia Altshuler wrote:
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> O.K. Picture this: It's a beautiful sunny day on the beach. Waves are rolling
> in. No one is around except you and your best friend in all the world. There
> are palm trees waving in the breeze, shells on the perfect sand. The water is
> clear as gin. You have dogs with you. They're all swimming in the ocean,
> coming in, shaking off and looking at you with beautiful brown eyes, long floppy
> ears and big toothy grins. They wag their tails.
Then you drop cubbe's leash and it's two hours of pure
terror as she ignores clickers, treats and calls and goes
for a romp away from your sorry, incompetent ass, all over
creation.
Stick to quilting...
BWAAHAAAAAAAHAHHAAAAAAAA!!!
QUILTING
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From: Julia Altshuler (jelizalt@ma.ultranet.com)
Subject: Re: SM features you don't use & some you do
Newsgroups: rec.crafts.textiles.quilting
View: Complete Thread (59 articles) | Original Format
Date: 2001-12-09 14:20:03 PST
I have no space for another table in my sewing room
to accomodate the sewing machine, but I'm going to
keep the computer table idea in mind for the future.
It does seem like it would solve the problem of keeping
the quilt flush with the needle.
Following up on my own post here...
I can't imagine doing anything with computer
capabilities on a sewing machine. It's enough that
I do so much machine sewing.
The other day in the LQS a friend was asking about
machine quilting. I was doing my best to answer,
but she's at that stage where she just needs
practice so there's not much that anyone can tell
her that will help. Anyway, she asked me how
I was going to quilt the quilt I'd just finished
basting. Some of it was easy: straight lines
here, tacking down some squares there. Some of
it I hadn't decided yet and showed her the
blank spaces that needed something free motion
done in them. I drew on a napkin some daisies
that I thought would look good. I showed her
with a question in my voice because I was open to
any good ideas.
Then she asked something that surprised me: "Do
you program the machine when you draw new quilting
ideas?" It's a compliment really to think that
my machine quilting looks smooth enough to be
confused with computer generated lines. The surprise
was in the idea of programming. My sewing
machine has no computer capabilities at all, and
I like it that way. I haven't learned one thing
on the computer that hasn't frustrated the hell
out of me; I'm not about to transfer that frustration
to the sewing machine. I wouldn't have the first
idea of how to go about programming a sewing
machine if I wanted to.
--Lia
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LARDING
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From: Mark Shaw (mshaw@bangnetcom.com)
Subject: Re: More Wordplay
Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
View: Complete Thread (76 articles) | Original Format
Date: 2002-08-29 14:05:28 PST
In article
<aTtb9.218063$v53.11871639@news3.calgary.shaw.ca>,
"Jenn" <dontemailme@shaw.ca> wrote:
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>I have a recipe book from some time in the 50's. One roast beef recipe says,
>"If your roast is not very fatty, attach a 1/2 inch thick slice of suet to
>the top with toothpicks before roasting."
>
>Could you imagine ever doing that? I was amazed!
Oh, yeah, that's larding. It's a Good Thing. You can even
buy "larding needles," which are long, thick, hollow needles
you fill with fat and plunge through a cut of meat. Jacques
Pepin has a good section on this in _La Technique_.
When smoking a whole brisket for Texas BBQ, you want to find
one with a good inch of fat on it -- and of course you don't
trim ANY of it off. Stick it in the smoker fat-side-up for
12 or so hours, and it melts right through the meat. THEN
you can trim it. This is sort of the same thing.
--
Mark Shaw (and Maggie) anti-spam: change
'bang' to 'not'
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Julia Altshuler wrote:
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> This message is posted to rec.pets.dogs.behavior (r.p.d.b.) regularly and
> occasionally to other newsgroups including alt.animals.dog,
> rec.pets.dogs.rescue, alt.pets.dog, and rec.pets.dogs.misc. These are
> unmoderated groups meaning that no one checks the messages to make sure they're
> on-topic, civil or sensible before they go through.
--
this is michael
reporting live...
from the new muzzle of dog training
http://dogtv.com
http://changethemuzzle.com
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