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| Andee |
Direct from the First Church of the Last
Chance and Hostility Seminar, Rev. Doug
gazes into his crystal ball and makes his
predictions for rpb in 1999:
1) Dan Spencer will demand that someone (or everyone) provide a
reference for something (or everything)
2) Fred and Mamabird will get more birds.
Andrew Carter won't
3) I will offend someone with my use of
certain language or phrasing. (those that are easily offended can
line-up now and
kiss my ass to avoid the rush later)
4) Kevin Chu, Kay C, Toucanldy, and the
Loos Family will continue to behave like adults.
5) Wheeler will quit smoking, but break all
his nails climbing the walls. His wife still won't let him have another
bird.
6) Jack will continue posting-but who cares?
7) Dr Lee will turn-up at HOOTERS with
a cold stethoscope, wearing a cowboy hat,
a grin, and little else. Lawrence and Cherane will not bail him out.
8) Alex will continue to use underheated teflon, April_Ann will continue
to overheat
Alex. Alex will be barred from the nations
petting zoos.
9) Dave Sibbett and his wife will appear on a WWF pay-per-view in a cage
match to
decide if their next bird will be a B&G or a
U2.
10) Someone will be mad at me for forgetting to include them in these
predictions-more will be relieved that
ommitted them.
11) Kellie will appear spuratically to post on every single thread,
vanish briefly, and
re-appear and do it again. (ok this one was so easy Stevie Wonder could
see it on a dark night)
12) Some newbie will post a warning about teflon and/or zinc
triggering another endless moronathon thread.
13) Someone will mention the "Bible of
Avian Ignorance" A GUIDE TO A WELL
BEHAVED PARROT. I will throw-up in the
sink.
14) S' Russo will again boast of being a "cockatiel breeder" (an
achievement slightly less demanding than breeding guppies or attracting
ants to a picnic),
and attempt to dazzle us with quotes from
some damned book she got for X-mas. Everyone will throw-up in their
sinks.
15) Some grand mal bonehead will let
their budgie drown in the toilet-and post
a warning about it--many listers will nail
their johns shut, and take to pooping in
their yard. Most will be arrested. Andee
will meet Dan in jail, and make him her
"bitch"
16) Someone will ask for a free bird, regular posters will jump down her
throat like Monica on Clinton.
17) The group will ocassionally suffer from
hemoroids in the form of Bart, Dr Boob, and Scritto.
Well the old crystal ball is fogging-up, and
my one typing finger is cramping up, so this list of predictions is
winding-up.
Happy 1999, and if I offended anyone,
oh well, what else is new?
Doug
"Don't sweat the petty things, Don't pet the
sweaty things"
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| Marco |
:)
"Andee" <Athibode@salud.unm.edu> wrote in message
news:9cd05a1d.0401121002.7cb67a43@posting.google.com...
> Direct from the First Church of the Last
> Chance and Hostility Seminar, Rev. Doug
> gazes into his crystal ball and makes his
> predictions for rpb in 1999:
>
> 1) Dan Spencer will demand that someone (or everyone) provide a
> reference for something (or everything)
>
> 2) Fred and Mamabird will get more birds.
> Andrew Carter won't
>
> 3) I will offend someone with my use of
> certain language or phrasing. (those that are easily offended can
> line-up now and
> kiss my ass to avoid the rush later)
>
> 4) Kevin Chu, Kay C, Toucanldy, and the
> Loos Family will continue to behave like adults.
>
> 5) Wheeler will quit smoking, but break all
> his nails climbing the walls. His wife still won't let him have another
> bird.
>
> 6) Jack will continue posting-but who cares?
>
> 7) Dr Lee will turn-up at HOOTERS with
> a cold stethoscope, wearing a cowboy hat,
> a grin, and little else. Lawrence and Cherane will not bail him out.
>
> 8) Alex will continue to use underheated teflon, April_Ann will continue
> to overheat
> Alex. Alex will be barred from the nations
> petting zoos.
>
> 9) Dave Sibbett and his wife will appear on a WWF pay-per-view in a cage
> match to
> decide if their next bird will be a B&G or a
> U2.
>
> 10) Someone will be mad at me for forgetting to include them in these
> predictions-more will be relieved that
> ommitted them.
>
> 11) Kellie will appear spuratically to post on every single thread,
> vanish briefly, and
> re-appear and do it again. (ok this one was so easy Stevie Wonder could
> see it on a dark night)
>
> 12) Some newbie will post a warning about teflon and/or zinc
> triggering another endless moronathon thread.
>
> 13) Someone will mention the "Bible of
> Avian Ignorance" A GUIDE TO A WELL
> BEHAVED PARROT. I will throw-up in the
> sink.
>
> 14) S' Russo will again boast of being a "cockatiel breeder" (an
> achievement slightly less demanding than breeding guppies or attracting
> ants to a picnic),
> and attempt to dazzle us with quotes from
> some damned book she got for X-mas. Everyone will throw-up in their
> sinks.
>
> 15) Some grand mal bonehead will let
> their budgie drown in the toilet-and post
> a warning about it--many listers will nail
> their johns shut, and take to pooping in
> their yard. Most will be arrested. Andee
> will meet Dan in jail, and make him her
> "bitch"
>
> 16) Someone will ask for a free bird, regular posters will jump down her
> throat like Monica on Clinton.
>
> 17) The group will ocassionally suffer from
> hemoroids in the form of Bart, Dr Boob, and Scritto.
>
> Well the old crystal ball is fogging-up, and
> my one typing finger is cramping up, so this list of predictions is
> winding-up.
> Happy 1999, and if I offended anyone,
> oh well, what else is new?
>
> Doug
>
> "Don't sweat the petty things, Don't pet the
> sweaty things"
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| Wheeler |
Quit smoking nearly three years ago, and have more many more birds.
Bob W
--
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"Andee" <Athibode@salud.unm.edu> wrote in message
news:9cd05a1d.0401121002.7cb67a43@posting.google.com...
> Direct from the First Church of the Last
> Chance and Hostility Seminar, Rev. Doug
> gazes into his crystal ball and makes his
> predictions for rpb in 1999:
>
> 1) Dan Spencer will demand that someone (or everyone) provide a
> reference for something (or everything)
>
> 2) Fred and Mamabird will get more birds.
> Andrew Carter won't
>
> 3) I will offend someone with my use of
> certain language or phrasing. (those that are easily offended can
> line-up now and
> kiss my ass to avoid the rush later)
>
> 4) Kevin Chu, Kay C, Toucanldy, and the
> Loos Family will continue to behave like adults.
>
> 5) Wheeler will quit smoking, but break all
> his nails climbing the walls. His wife still won't let him have another
> bird.
>
> 6) Jack will continue posting-but who cares?
>
> 7) Dr Lee will turn-up at HOOTERS with
> a cold stethoscope, wearing a cowboy hat,
> a grin, and little else. Lawrence and Cherane will not bail him out.
>
> 8) Alex will continue to use underheated teflon, April_Ann will continue
> to overheat
> Alex. Alex will be barred from the nations
> petting zoos.
>
> 9) Dave Sibbett and his wife will appear on a WWF pay-per-view in a cage
> match to
> decide if their next bird will be a B&G or a
> U2.
>
> 10) Someone will be mad at me for forgetting to include them in these
> predictions-more will be relieved that
> ommitted them.
>
> 11) Kellie will appear spuratically to post on every single thread,
> vanish briefly, and
> re-appear and do it again. (ok this one was so easy Stevie Wonder could
> see it on a dark night)
>
> 12) Some newbie will post a warning about teflon and/or zinc
> triggering another endless moronathon thread.
>
> 13) Someone will mention the "Bible of
> Avian Ignorance" A GUIDE TO A WELL
> BEHAVED PARROT. I will throw-up in the
> sink.
>
> 14) S' Russo will again boast of being a "cockatiel breeder" (an
> achievement slightly less demanding than breeding guppies or attracting
> ants to a picnic),
> and attempt to dazzle us with quotes from
> some damned book she got for X-mas. Everyone will throw-up in their
> sinks.
>
> 15) Some grand mal bonehead will let
> their budgie drown in the toilet-and post
> a warning about it--many listers will nail
> their johns shut, and take to pooping in
> their yard. Most will be arrested. Andee
> will meet Dan in jail, and make him her
> "bitch"
>
> 16) Someone will ask for a free bird, regular posters will jump down her
> throat like Monica on Clinton.
>
> 17) The group will ocassionally suffer from
> hemoroids in the form of Bart, Dr Boob, and Scritto.
>
> Well the old crystal ball is fogging-up, and
> my one typing finger is cramping up, so this list of predictions is
> winding-up.
> Happy 1999, and if I offended anyone,
> oh well, what else is new?
>
> Doug
>
> "Don't sweat the petty things, Don't pet the
> sweaty things"
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| Toucanldy |
>From: Athibode@salud.unm.edu (Andee)
>Direct from the First Church of the Last
>Chance and Hostility Seminar, Rev. Doug
>gazes into his crystal ball and makes his
>predictions for rpb in 1999:
My screen is fogging up. (:
Regards
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| Alison |
"Andee" <Athibode@salud.unm.edu> wrote in message
news:9cd05a1d.0401121002.7cb67a43@posting.google.com...
> 5) His wife still won't let him have another
> bird.
I should think not <BG>
This made me giggle . Bird in the UK is slang for girl. I wonder who
Wheeler's bird would be. I reckon Oldmolly.
Alison
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| Wheeler |
HELL NO!
--
Check out our web site,
A few new features and new pictures.
http://www.onemorebird.com/
"Alison" <alison@Xallofus2X.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:btv0nj$ovj$1@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk...
>
> "Andee" <Athibode@salud.unm.edu> wrote in message
> news:9cd05a1d.0401121002.7cb67a43@posting.google.com...
> > 5) His wife still won't let him have another
> > bird.
>
> I should think not <BG>
> This made me giggle . Bird in the UK is slang for girl. I wonder who
> Wheeler's bird would be. I reckon Oldmolly.
> Alison
>
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| Dave Sibbett |
Got neither a U2 or BG, but did get a Yellow Nape Amazon..this was a nice
memory.
Dave
"Andee" <Athibode@salud.unm.edu> wrote in message
news:9cd05a1d.0401121002.7cb67a43@posting.google.com...
> Direct from the First Church of the Last
> Chance and Hostility Seminar, Rev. Doug
> gazes into his crystal ball and makes his
> predictions for rpb in 1999:
>
> 1) Dan Spencer will demand that someone (or everyone) provide a
> reference for something (or everything)
>
> 2) Fred and Mamabird will get more birds.
> Andrew Carter won't
>
> 3) I will offend someone with my use of
> certain language or phrasing. (those that are easily offended can
> line-up now and
> kiss my ass to avoid the rush later)
>
> 4) Kevin Chu, Kay C, Toucanldy, and the
> Loos Family will continue to behave like adults.
>
> 5) Wheeler will quit smoking, but break all
> his nails climbing the walls. His wife still won't let him have another
> bird.
>
> 6) Jack will continue posting-but who cares?
>
> 7) Dr Lee will turn-up at HOOTERS with
> a cold stethoscope, wearing a cowboy hat,
> a grin, and little else. Lawrence and Cherane will not bail him out.
>
> 8) Alex will continue to use underheated teflon, April_Ann will continue
> to overheat
> Alex. Alex will be barred from the nations
> petting zoos.
>
> 9) Dave Sibbett and his wife will appear on a WWF pay-per-view in a cage
> match to
> decide if their next bird will be a B&G or a
> U2.
>
> 10) Someone will be mad at me for forgetting to include them in these
> predictions-more will be relieved that
> ommitted them.
>
> 11) Kellie will appear spuratically to post on every single thread,
> vanish briefly, and
> re-appear and do it again. (ok this one was so easy Stevie Wonder could
> see it on a dark night)
>
> 12) Some newbie will post a warning about teflon and/or zinc
> triggering another endless moronathon thread.
>
> 13) Someone will mention the "Bible of
> Avian Ignorance" A GUIDE TO A WELL
> BEHAVED PARROT. I will throw-up in the
> sink.
>
> 14) S' Russo will again boast of being a "cockatiel breeder" (an
> achievement slightly less demanding than breeding guppies or attracting
> ants to a picnic),
> and attempt to dazzle us with quotes from
> some damned book she got for X-mas. Everyone will throw-up in their
> sinks.
>
> 15) Some grand mal bonehead will let
> their budgie drown in the toilet-and post
> a warning about it--many listers will nail
> their johns shut, and take to pooping in
> their yard. Most will be arrested. Andee
> will meet Dan in jail, and make him her
> "bitch"
>
> 16) Someone will ask for a free bird, regular posters will jump down her
> throat like Monica on Clinton.
>
> 17) The group will ocassionally suffer from
> hemoroids in the form of Bart, Dr Boob, and Scritto.
>
> Well the old crystal ball is fogging-up, and
> my one typing finger is cramping up, so this list of predictions is
> winding-up.
> Happy 1999, and if I offended anyone,
> oh well, what else is new?
>
> Doug
>
> "Don't sweat the petty things, Don't pet the
> sweaty things"
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| Dave Sibbett |
I can't see ya but as they say "I hear ya"
Dave
"Toucanldy" <toucanldy@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20040112142731.21586.00001684@mb-m23.aol.com...
>
> >From: Athibode@salud.unm.edu (Andee)
>
> >Direct from the First Church of the Last
> >Chance and Hostility Seminar, Rev. Doug
> >gazes into his crystal ball and makes his
> >predictions for rpb in 1999:
>
> My screen is fogging up. (:
>
> Regards
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| oldmolly |
"Wheeler" <rivercst@pacifier.com> wrote in message
news:100627se9prp974@corp.supernews.com...
> HELL NO!
>
I'm too much woman for him to cope with ;0)
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| Wheeler |
Nah to old and obnoxious, I like my ladies soft and trainable!
Bob Wheeler
--
Check out our web site,
A few new features and new pictures.
http://www.onemorebird.com/
"oldmolly" <oldmolly@members.v21.com> wrote in message
news:40034175$1@news.greennet.net...
>
> "Wheeler" <rivercst@pacifier.com> wrote in message
> news:100627se9prp974@corp.supernews.com...
> > HELL NO!
> >
> I'm too much woman for him to cope with ;0)
>
>
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| oldmolly |
"Wheeler" <rivercst@pacifier.com> wrote in message
news:1006910djpunbc1@corp.supernews.com...
> Nah to old and obnoxious, I like my ladies soft and trainable!
>
Hey, I object to the 'old' part of your post.I am not old at all.
Does your missus mind being called 'soft and trainable'? It makes her sound
like a cocker spaniel lol.
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| Steve |
"oldmolly" <oldmolly@members.v21.com> wrote in message
news:40041fb0@news.greennet.net...
>
> "Wheeler" <rivercst@pacifier.com> wrote in message
> news:1006910djpunbc1@corp.supernews.com...
> > Nah to old and obnoxious, I like my ladies soft and trainable!
> >
> Hey, I object to the 'old' part of your post.I am not old at all.
> Does your missus mind being called 'soft and trainable'? It makes her
sound
> like a cocker spaniel lol.
>
>
Have you seen her?
--
Steve
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| Wheeler |
More like a wise Aussie pup and we been doing it for realy 30 years. No
"divorces".
Bob W
--
Check out our web site,
A few new features and new pictures.
http://www.onemorebird.com/
"oldmolly" <oldmolly@members.v21.com> wrote in message
news:40041fb0@news.greennet.net...
>
> "Wheeler" <rivercst@pacifier.com> wrote in message
> news:1006910djpunbc1@corp.supernews.com...
> > Nah to old and obnoxious, I like my ladies soft and trainable!
> >
> Hey, I object to the 'old' part of your post.I am not old at all.
> Does your missus mind being called 'soft and trainable'? It makes her
sound
> like a cocker spaniel lol.
>
>
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| Alison |
"Wheeler" <rivercst@pacifier.com> wrote in message
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> Nah to old and obnoxious,
You are just *so* alike, heh.
(less of the old , we're the same age, I think)
Alison
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| oldmolly |
"Wheeler" <rivercst@pacifier.com> wrote in message
news:10086j6apoir65f@corp.supernews.com...
> More like a wise Aussie pup and we been doing it for realy 30 years. No
> "divorces".
>
I have a low boredom threshold :0)
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